THE IMPEACHMENT in search of a reason: the dagger they tried to stab Trump in the back with was made of balsa wood. So are boomerangs. I'm not saying Democrats should be in mental asylums, but if they were, they wouldn't be let out. There is nothing wrong with the Democrats that reasoning with them doesn't aggravate.

Did the previous administrations spy on the Trump campaign? Every time he sneezed, the chandelier said "Gesundheit." When conservatives and liberals come to a parting of the ways, liberals go both ways. They speak out of all four sides of their lips. Their tongues have multiple forks. Hunter Biden said, "I cannot tell a lie, father," and Uncle Joe said:

"If you can't make up a better story than that, I'm going to disown you." Whatever happened to truth in advertising? Campaign ads should come with side-effect warnings. I've seen parking meters with more compassion than the Democrat Socialists. We didn't all come over in the same ship, but we're all in the same boat; we work for the government without having to take a civil service exam.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, but his picture is now on a 30 cent dollar. If money talks, ask it what happened?Some days it looks like we're going to hell. Other days it's obvious.

A Congressman's son asked his mother why his dad brings so much work home, and she said he can't get it all done during the day. The boy says:

"Why don't they put him in a slower group?"

A liberal Congressman told a Republican candidate that he wouldn't vote for him if he were St. Peter. The GOPer says:

"If I were St. Peter, l wouldn't want to be living in your district."

Some days it looks like the world is going crazy. One guy said that if you offered him the whole world on a silver platter, he would take the platter. The good news is, God is still in control. The bad news is, He's ticked off!

P.S. Life is like a box of chocolates until Pandora opens the box. Have l borrowed any of those lines from other people? As Ilhan would say, NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE.

PPS; How about those Brewers? Roll out the barrel.

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