Curtis Dahlgren
A quick seminar on "turning back the clock"
By Curtis Dahlgren
December 10, 2019

"Few in their after years have occasion to revise their college opinions." – Thomas Jefferson


(A) Scientists have discovered a tiny creature that lives in the lips of a North Atlantic lobster that it is unique in that its brain completely disappears at the onset of adolescence and doesn't reappear until adulthood.

(B) A farmer was driving a horse and wagon down a country road with a colt trotting along trying to keep up with his mother. After a mile or so, the farmer noticed that the colt had gone through a gate on the left side of the road and was now on the other side of a high fence with no gate in sight.

The first version (A) shows middle school students being turned over to teachers and school officials at their most vulnerable time, while psychologists tell parents that, once kids reach age 13, any attempt by a parent to influence them won't have any effect whatsoever (but the influence of the school psychologist and the curriculum is "critical").

The second analogy shows the colt flexing newfound independence and going through a gate on the LEFT. This often occurs at the onset of adolescence, but sometimes the brain doesn't disappear until age 18 during the freshman year of college. The brain sometimes never reappears, but in the horse-and-wagon story, the farmer simply turned around and went back to the gate the colt had wandered through and recovered it. It's common sense (and as a frequent visitor to the American West, I can visualize that scene right down to the worn-out cowboy boots nailed to the tops of a few fence posts).

Those of us who haven't forgotten our nation's cultural roots are accused of being "overly simplistic" and of trying to "turn back the clock"! Well, when daylight savings time ends, turning back the clock is "a good thing," and if your offspring has gone through a gate on the LEFT, you just turn around and go back! Doing the right thing at the right time eliminates the need for "grief counselors" in the school later!

Don't look for a mass movement any time soon for "going back" to Leave it to Beaver families or "Father Knows Best" though. That kind of family doesn't provide any income for public employees in social work, law enforcement or corrections, for courtroom stenographers or bailiffs, for lawyers or judges, for parole officers or psychologists, for remedial education tutors or psychiatrists.

Follow the money.

I can remember when families looked out for their more dysfunctional relative, when my county's "Human Services" department consisted of the sheriff and one volunteer who worked with a handful of "juvenile delinquents"; now it has its own multi-million dollar court house annex. And no one with "simplistic solutions" need apply for work there.

What's really hilarious is that, despite the obvious mushrooming of social problems under modern secular philosophies, today's crop of kids weaned on Darwinism believe the unspoken doctrine that they are the most highly evolved generation in the history of the planet!

A college student was once lecturing Ronald Reagan that the older generation couldn't possibly "understand" the younger because "we have TV, computers, space travel" etc. Reagan interrupted him and said, "Yes, and we invented those things!"

P.S. My own father was born before the Wright brothers ever got off the ground, and he saw the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and heard Teddy Roosevelt speak in person. He had to quit school after the eighth grade for farm work, but he could read and write better than many college freshmen today.

Not all "progress" is PROGRESS if you get the drift. Helicopter parenting tries to eliminate all risk and stress in the kiddies' lives. But a recent study at Ann Arbor suggests that a little stress in childhood may result in a longer life and the ability to deal with challenges all your born days (I believe it). The same goes for studies regarding the effect of religion in people's lives.

PPS: This is an adaptation of one of my first columns in the year 2003. Pass it along if you appreciated it. By the way, the super-sensitivity of the millennial generation may be making a dent in the abortion issue. That would be a welcome sign of hope as we wander in the wilderness of Nihilism.

© Curtis Dahlgren


The views expressed by RenewAmerica columnists are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of RenewAmerica or its affiliates.
(See RenewAmerica's publishing standards.)

Click to enlarge

Curtis Dahlgren

Curtis Dahlgren is semi-retired in southern Wisconsin, and is the author of "Massey-Harris 101." His career has had some rough similarities to one of his favorite writers, Ferrar Fenton... (more)


Receive future articles by Curtis Dahlgren: Click here

More by this author


Stephen Stone
The most egregious lies Evan McMullin and the media have told about Sen. Mike Lee

Siena Hoefling
Protect the Children: Update with VIDEO

Stephen Stone
Flashback: Dems' fake claim that Trump and Utah congressional hopeful Burgess Owens want 'renewed nuclear testing' blows up when examined

Mark Shepard
Black Men for Trump – Makes a lot of sense

Cliff Kincaid
Will someone investigate the NSA?

Rev. Mark H. Creech
Revelation Chapter 19: Guarding against idolization, John’s angelic encounter

Steve A. Stone
No retreat – No surrender – No quarter

Matt C. Abbott
A pro-life charity watchlist

Jerry Newcombe
Western civilization’s most important and neglected strand

Curtis Dahlgren
God's 'practical joke' on Jew haters

Cherie Zaslawsky
Israel in the crosshairs: Part One

Cliff Kincaid
The next phase of Communist revolution in America

Cliff Kincaid
The Palestinian Removal Act

Victor Sharpe
What occupation?

Tom DeWeese
Setting the agenda for freedom’s comeback
  More columns


Click for full cartoon
More cartoons


Matt C. Abbott
Chris Adamo
Russ J. Alan
Bonnie Alba
Chuck Baldwin
Kevin J. Banet
J. Matt Barber
Fr. Tom Bartolomeo
. . .
[See more]

Sister sites