A tale of the unexpected

By Johnny D. Symon

Had I cared to do so, I'd have read that book on "How To Win Friends And Influence People," but the truth is that friends and the power of influence are of no interest to me. What a terrible confession to make, but it has to be said. I believe in the truth, I act upon it, and today I know, I'm convinced, that I'm a truly free man.

It's not that I don't like people, I do, I like people so much that I study them all the world over. So when I discover that I've made a new friend, it's for the right reasons. I don't want to exert power over them, or influence them, I just want to know them, to enjoy their little idiosyncrasies. And make no mistake, idiosyncrasies is the optimum term here. Each person of each race, creed, and color, own that term, that condition, like a favored old sport coat, that's why I find the world so much fun, and it's people ever more so.

I do have friends, really I do! You have my word for it. I promise it's all true. I do have friends, and they only grew to like me after having carefully sifted through the rubble, satisfying themselves that the part of the house that remained standing was not going to fall on their head at any moment! Therefore next time someone utters that foolish sentiment going something like "people are people the world over," expecting you to believe it, tell them that there are unique individuals the world over, and they're all special in their own personal way.

I've lived according to that belief for many years, and found that real friends only become real when you recognize that they are unique in themselves. We all have to sift through the rubble of another's home to see that mosaic floor depicting their life and those that went before them.

Maybe I've inadvertently been practicing a personal form of one-to-one multiculturalism the world over, but multiculturalism of a reasonable and controlled form. I reckon we all do that one way or another, after all, Bush 41 started a little oil business in Texas back in the 70's, with an Arab family called Bin Laden. That's a personal form of multiculturalism I guess. "Friends shaking hands saying, 'How do you do,' they're really saying, 'I love you!'" or was it really "I love dough!"?

Yes, multiculturalism of a personal sort, a friendship spanning the years, those self-same friends finding themselves so privileged and favored that, apart from the Doomsday plane that didn't count, they were the only ones permitted to fly on 9/11. Boy oh boy, what some folks will do for close friends. It almost brings a tear to my eye.

Nonetheless I have to point out, that there are times when friendships become untenable, as we all know. Our friendship with Prankistan, for instance, is of the fair weather variety. So when we spot a cloud the size of a man's hand over our heads we should know there's a storm brewing and trouble afoot. It's difficult for me to say this in respect of Prankistan because I have several Pakistani friends whom I greatly treasure. It's not about people here, for people the world over are beginning to discover that they're being habitually stiffed by their leadership and politicians, it's really about nationhood, borders, and collective national identity.

These are times when a personally honed and executed form of multiculturalism gets placed on hold. Again we must sift through each others rubble to remind ourselves that individuals may live in a rogue state, yet remain separate, clean, and untarnished by its evil transudation.

To be fair on the Prankistan issue, I have to point out that the recent arrests of those who professedly revealed the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden are for me understandable and in fact logical. I'd go further to even say that their arrests were according to their own laws of their state, legal. Legal because it would be no different in the US should a military man, politician, or such like, inform a hostile nation of the whereabouts, on domestic US soil, of a person under the protection of the state. The law is the law wherever you go in the world. Each nation recognizes its own form of legal framework.

Alex Jones of Infowars.com, as he covered the terrorist organization called the Bilderbergs meeting in Switzerland recently, discovered that an equivalent law to the Logan Act, in section 266 of Switzerland's legal statute, forbids any politician from secretly meeting with those from other countries, and it looks possible that repercussions may ensue over this meeting with the world's gravest terrorists. Some members of the government wished to have Henry Kissingerbil arrested and put on trial for crimes of genocide. Well he is a war criminal after all, though I dropped the notion many years ago that everyone is under the law, that's one of the main problems that's led to the degradation of America.

Only criminals, prime felons, cheats and liars, and above all, traitors to the Constitution, find themselves shortly before an election, invited for an interview for the job as President, by the above mentioned terrorist organization that sits atop all of the rest in the world, called the Bilderberg Group. Those same terrorist scumbags recently boasted that it was their plan to form a European Union with a single currency. This was not an idle boast, it happened to be true, that formed the first stage of a One World Government and The NWO. The fruits of their big idea now lie rotting on the ground, and those fruits still hanging on America's tree are destined to be eaten by worms.

Henry Kissingerbil is a Bilderberg terrorist of longstanding, and one of the chief architects behind the wasting of America. Small wonder therefore that he spoke highly, back in 2009, of Barack Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, aka Harrison J Bounel. Kissingerbil believed, most excitedly, that the owner or user/abuser of the above titles, would usher in The NWO in a flash.

Thankfully, Kissingerbil's prophecy ran in accordance with all those that went before it, so as a wannabe world god, he'll remain no more than a toilet paper tiger, until of course, the world wakes up to recognize that the law is indeed for ALL, and Henry enters prison for the rest of his worthless life. What poetic justice that would be, together with Barry Bounel Soetoro Hussein Obama, they could share a cell together and spend their days arguing over that bar of soap stuck to the terra firma cella.

And there it all is. I do have friends, and they're all authentic individuals. They're pearls of great price to me, yet few of them happen to be politicians. I wonder why?

Strangely enough, I made friends some years ago with a Spaniard, living on Spanish soil, who was not a politician. When we originally met I told him what I thought of his new government, headed by the now famous presidential communist loon, José Loo-ease Rugratus Zapatonto. I told my newfound friend that even although Zapatonto had been President for about a week at that point in time, he would wipe the economy every which way but loose in less than 4 years. My predictions were graphic back then, as they were in my original column of 2004-5, and all of them, sad to say, came true.

Youth unemployment is an official 43%, the real figure is closer to 70%. José María Aznar helped create more than 5 million domestic jobs throughout Spain, an amazing achievement for a nation then consisting of just over 40 million. Zapatonto, not to be outdone, performed another miracle by destroying all of those jobs, and more!

Well, a few weeks back, Spain had its regional elections, and another miracle occurred. The PSOE Socialist Party, headed by Zapatonto, were wiped out. Many strongholds had been held by the PSOE since the birth of the Spanish Constitution in the late 70's, but this year even those strongholds bit the dust. Then, the other day my wife was in town and met my old Spanish friend of yesteryear, the one I told my tales of destruction to, involving Zapatonto. He turned to greet her, and said, "Hola Cati, cómo está Johnny?" ... "Hi Cati, how's Johnny?" Then followed on by stating that today was his first day as Mayor of the City, then added that I , Johnny, would not believe the chaos and destruction left by the previous PSOE regime! To which she replied, "Oh yes he would!"

My friend became a friend long before he became a politician, and I'm convinced that his honesty and inner strength will make the act of bribery difficult to execute and continue. But the pitfalls for politicians are deeper than ours, and it's only too easy to succumb to temptation. Bribery does indeed blind the eyes of the wise, and Washington DC is testimony to this grand biblical truth.

If it's any consolation to the folks reading this, I'd say that if you're not a politician then don't blame yourself for the state of the nation, for the power is not in your hands. Whether you're left, right, or center of the political spectrum, makes no difference to me. If you're not a politician, you're innocent.

The state of the economy, Federal debt, high crime, TSA tyranny, the vote to extend the fascist Constitution-destroying Patriot Act, and the still-sitting false President who's permitted to remain above and beyond the law, that's fictionally believed to apply to us all, none of this is our fault. Blame it on the politicians.

GOP presidential hopefuls, pretending to be members of the Tea Party, yet voting for a 4-year extension to the Patriot Act, and stating that they believe Obama to be legitimate, are no more than traitors in skunk bear clothing. Everything's gone past the Party stage. The fruits of their labor, and the friends that they keep, determine the authenticity of a Tea Party candidate.

Twit Wrongney is the genuine father of Obamacare, and believes that anthropogenic climate change is real, for "90% of scientists say so." What a lie that is emanating from a lying RINO. Why doesn't someone corner him and ask him for access to this false information?

Maybe it's for the same reason the FBI are ignoring lawbreaking by President Barry White House. If you reach the top, politically, you don't have your genitals fondled by the TSA, and any laws you broke or break they'll turn a blind eye to, because once up top you rise above the common folk, and are only subject to a higher power and its paramount laws of the Illuminati terrorist organization.

I was asked recently concerning my views for 2012. Basically my views are simple. That election will be just another sham, and the people of the nation will be stiffed yet again. Apart from Ron Paul and a handful of others, the rest are lying curds, low-lives, and human effluent. They don't care about their nation, they've already succumbed to bribery. They're bought and paid for. Their allegiance is to those that are attempting to establish a New World Order. That's their Master.

For positive change, all members of the Bilderberg terrorist organization should be located, hunted down, wherever they are in the world, and collectively tried for crimes against humanity and treason in respect of their own nation. All their assets should be stripped from them, and divided amongst the nations they robbed through their corrupt central banks.

Well there it is. My thoughts on the world and all that is therein. Thoughts, albeit scarce on the ground column-wise these days, for numerous reasons, but mainly a mountain of work that's come at a time when I'm deeply engrossed in writing a book ... or could it be books, because the thing keeps getting bigger and bigger as I write her and write her!

Strange to say, it's science fiction, and I never once thought I'd write a science fiction novel. Ah, well, that's the magic of life ... a living tale of the unexpected. But lookee here, I'm only telling you about the book because some have been wondering where I am, I ain't fishing for a publisher, I already have one poised and waiting. But if this thing gets too much bigger and the economy continues to be willfully destroyed by our elected representatives, my dear old publisher may find himself out in the street like most everyone else before he gets to paw the manuscript.

As I said earlier, if you ain't a politician and you put your best foot forward each day, don't blame yourself, and don't let politicians try to make you share some of the blame, for you've already shared about half of your working week, and given it to those self-same politicians who then pour it down the drain at the Federal Reserve.

Oh, for the good old days, prior to the founding of the Federal Reserve and the IRS, when the dividend from a whole week's work ended up in your pocket! Those were the days, times when folks could honestly talk about freedom and liberty knowing it was real, whereas nowadays we've become accustomed to our lot as slaves to the system, knowing that freedom to 21st Century Americans can be likened to the strings our string theorists believe to exist but can't prove them!

© Johnny D. Symon