The lowest rung and the infinitely wrung superiors

By Johnny D. Symon

In retrospection I reckon that a balanced media ended in Spain around April 2002. It ended with the closure of Telecinco's "El Informal." It's host, Javier Capitán then found himself absorbed into the Liberal primal paste that would, two years later, caress a Socialist Regime into power. Since then no viable or balanced alternative to El Informal appeared until this very week, when Telecinco brain-stormed a fantastic concept into being.

For me the concept was so fantastic that I still have difficulty believing that it's true. It's a case of "How long can this thing last before the Socialist Totalitarian Regime pull the plug on it?" Well, at present it's still here, though it's early days. It's aired week nights, starting this week in fact, and on the second night it could boast of the highest viewing figures throughout Spain.

The show is aptly named "G-20" and it's host, Risto Mejide, is in my opinion the only Spanish dude who could pull this kind of show off. Risto is in fact notorious already for his strong, balanced, opinions, and when I say strong, I mean strong. Yet even Risto made a quip the other day, that "after this show I'll have to go into exile!" The other night he placed Zapatonto 6th place on his Top 20 Undesirable list saying 6 is also his mental age. Okay I'm ready to admit that Risto not only has strong, balanced, opinion, he exaggerates once in a while, for Zapatonto's mental age is no more than minus 6. Though I myself have been prone to exaggeration too, so let's bear this in mind!

The present Spanish PSOE government are the stupidest bunch of rancid and corrupt low-life political excrement in the history of Europe. Zapatonto's "Plan E" will go down in history as the biggest organized Socialist blunder Spain has ever had to face. The "E" in Plan E is meant to represent "Employment," though Risto, and yours truly, see it as more representative of "Estafa" (Fraud) and "Estupido" (Stupid.) Zappo's Stupid Plan. Employment, right? So why did 85,000 more workers bite the dust in August? The height of the tourist and service season.

Risto pointed out that the large Plan E billboards plastered down all over Spain, each cost 1000 euros, just over $1000, and that's not including the fitting of them. I counted no less than 10 as I drove into one Spanish city recently ... 10 in one small area of it! Here's taxpayers' money flushed down the toilet yet again. That's the way it goes with Barry White House's buddy, the "good man." Yeh, he's "good" right enough, good at wasting his people's resources and destroying his nation.

At month's end I anticipate the figure of 19% unemployed, and 20% the following month of October. On all fronts the future is grim for Spain under the present Banana Republic Freak Show government. One spokes-lady for the Conservative Party described the Zappo government as "the Ugly Duckling of Europe," and I thought that was quite unfair because the original ugly duckling woke up one morning, gazed at its reflection in the water, and found itself to be a beautiful swan. Spain's ugly duckling, conversely, shall wake up one morning to discover that it's become a rotten egg that someone's trampled on.

The Zapatonto Regime represent for me the ultimate in Bad Government, at least in the West. Even Hugo Chavez can boast to his people that Venezuelans can be proud in the knowledge that a gallon of gas at the pumps is the cheapest in the world, around 17 cents a gallon! Whereas in Zappo-the-flunk-bag's Spain, a gallon of gas is over 6 US Dollars and rising! It begs the question, where exactly is Zapatonto's gas revenues disappearing to? Because the Spanish government are totally and miserably broke, they are in fact facing hyper-debt.

A morally and spiritually bankrupt government are also in the deepest of European debt. For me it's a logical condition faced by a bunch of dyed-in-the-wool atheists. "If God be for us, who can be against us?" is a sentiment never to be found in the PSOE, therefore, their rejection of The Source of any nations' strength and prosperity leaves them in very dire straits indeed. With their people ever more so.

I constantly remind myself on entering or leaving Spain, of something once said by Plato;

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."

Alright, alright, I have to admit that I also think of Plato's words in respect of Barry White House and his crew. Who says I ain't an honest guy? Maybe if I catch swine flu sometime in the future I'll begin to tell lies like them, in deep delirium, the kind of lies the flu's creators have been propagating for some months. Nonetheless, since I'll never enter politics, and I mean never, I'm cursed to suffer under my inferiors for some untold years to come.

"Great liars are frequently characterized by their easy
use of the most complicated mnemotechnique.
They know how much they need it."
— Hans Gross

With politicians, our commandment not to bear false witness, not to lie so to speak, becomes "Thou shalt bear false diplomacy," for you see, a lie to a politician is the act of being "diplomatic," political diplo-lying is okay if you're a politician, but if, like me, you're just a non-political vastly, nay infinitely, superior guy, watch out!

The truth is, and will always remain so, that America is crammed full of infinitely superior people. Folks with real backgrounds, and real Social Security Numbers, Passport Trails. When they were born, hey, what do ya know? they got a certificate boasting that they'd graduated into the life of vibrant America. And they need not feel too diplomatic about their boast of what they've done in the workplace. Real jobs for real people! People with substance, with fire and determination, holding a sense of honesty at home and in the workplace. People who genuinely qualify as the type to run America. They're the guys that get my vote. Guys who most likely will not find the time or inclination to step down the ladder of creation to become part of the quagmire of that inferior species; Politicians. Spinmeisters. Bluffballs. Merry Andrews ... You know what I'm talking about.

Politicians are the biggest failures in the human race because although they're in the position of gathering the largest amount of dough from the greatest number of routes, they always, sooner or later, sail into Federal debt. This is a miracle because it would be easier to part the Red Sea than lead your nation into debt. It's nigh on impossible, more so because politicians can actually print more money when they run out, and we can't.

I've spent many years perusing the relationship of politicians with money. As the years go by I grow ever perplexed, I fail to understand how this phenomenon of political debt can occur, unless it's performed through an act of deliberation. Though if through deliberation, it would have to be likened to those that can't put down their spouse's plastic. Out they go each and every day to buy what they don't need, then, on arrival home, they taste the "plastic guilt complex." Next day, however, off they fly, flickin' that plastic yet again.

This example is, I believe, a good likeness to Spain's Zapatonto and his Plan E Program. Risto, on G-20, revealed that Plan E workers were dispatched back in July to prune trees on the sidewalks of the cities. Political climate change has even changed the norms of tree care. One region spent many thousands of dollars to build a race track for remote controlled toy cars. Cycle tracks are being built on the side of roads, all with taxpayers' money. Ludicrous projects emanating from ludicrous political varmints is the case in point here.

I recently had a discussion on all of this with several people. Gradually we all reached the same point. "Why can't we cost government. Give them a price ceiling. And should they rise above it, we throw them in Jail! And redress the difference from their property and bank balances."

Under Zappo, Spain has become the largest Federal State on planet earth. Currently, in Spain, the ratio of Civil Servants to ordinary workers is 1 in 7, through bearing in mind that nigh on 20% are out of work, it's more like one in five point something !! One in every five point something Spanish workers happens to be polishing his elbows on a desktop. When Zappo entered office at the behest of terrorists he quickly "created" 75 New and Original Political Top Jobs, all at the taxpayers' expense. The question is, "Have they proven to be value for money?" Well Aznar had 75 less and the nation grew and prospered, therefore the answer is simpler than can be imagined.

Spain has been destroyed by the hands of too many stupid chiefs and too few productive Indians, nevertheless, and in spite of it all, Spain is about to Head the European Commission, enabling Zapatonto to have more say and play over the Destruction of Europe. Maybe that's why Barry White House is planning to visit Spain next year, for the truth is that if you want to learn something firsthand, visit an expert, consult a Grand Master, then when you get home you'll find it much easier to wipe America off the map!

© Johnny D. Symon