And so it came to pass

By JR Dieckmann

Once there was contentment in the land of America as people worked and prospered under the Bush. Everyone had work who wanted it, and profits were made in business and on the street of the Wall. The people felt they were safe in their homeland living under the vigilance and watchful eye of the Bush. But his time was running short and he would soon be replaced with another.

Out of Chicago came a dashing one, born of the twilight, and known as the Obama, who said "let there be change" and the people cheered. And he said "let there be hope," and the people again cheered. And he read from the glass tablets in front of him, "we are the ones we have been waiting for," and again the people cheered and fainted.

And he said unto the people who had gathered that, were he not made their leader, the seas would rise and cover the dry land, and that which was untouched by the waters would burn with the fire of the sun. And he said unto the people "we need to build solar panels and windmills to cover the open land" and warned the people to be leery of the evil oil companies that they shall not destroy that which the immigrants have built.

And he said unto the people that "we must discard our powerful cars and replace them with smaller electric cars" and the people said "ugh," but the people of Kool-Aid shouted "yes we can" and more became light headed and fell to the floor.

But the twilight one said "it's ok, soon we will all collapse from the heat if we do not save the planet from global warming." And the people gathered there turned green and shouted together "save the planet, save the planet, we must have green energy." And the Obama told them he would bring "Cap and Trade" and vowed to fight the evil oil companies so that his people could have the green world they desire.

And the one born of the twilight offered them money taken from the rich, and the people cheered and called out "give us more." And he offered them free healthcare, and the people cheered and said "yes, we are sick, give us healthcare." And he told them not to worry about their mortgages or the cost of gasoline for their cars, and the people held out their hand and shouted "yes, let us have it." And all of the children gathered in the schools and chanted "Barack Hussein Obama, umm-mmm-mmm."

And he said unto the people that all that had been built by the Bush and those who came before him must be destroyed, and the documents of the old ones of the founding are to be disregarded. And the people of Kool-Aid shouted "yes, we need change."

And so it was that the Kool-Aid was served up from in front of the Styrofoam columns and the people drank of the Kool-Aid and believed it was good. And the Obama rose to the top of the pedestal and declared himself the Messiah over all the land of the Alinsky and all the people of the Marx.

But to replace the Bush, the twilight one would need a lot of money and so it came to pass that he found it in the vast resources of the Soros. And the Soros would create organizations of followers and divide much money among them to be given to the Obama as though it had come from the masses who had drunk of the Kool-Aid. And the Soros smiled and proclaimed it to be good, and made himself a partner with the twilight one.

But the Obama would also have to defeat the lady of the glass ceiling before he could ascend to the House of White, and also the aged one who was unpopular within his own people and offered nothing of interest.

So the Obama called on his magicians of the political realm and the propagators of myth and falsehoods to defend him and make him look like a leader of the people. And they did, and they agreed not to look into his past or tell anyone who he really was, and they agreed among themselves to spend their time vigorously exposing the evil ways of the Palin.

And so the Soros, along with the people of Cloward-Piven, decided they needed a crisis to put the chosen one over the top — so they sacrificed the two lambs, Fanny and Freddy, to the gods of communism — who smiled and said this is good and we can blame it on the Bush. And behold, the economy declined and the Obama smiled and said "it is good, and now I can campaign against the Bush."

And with the money of the Soros and the aid of all those of the Kool-aid who came to promote the twilight one, he defeated his enemies and became the ruler of the land.

And the conqueror, Obama, looked at all he had done and said it was good and told his people "I will create for you a paradise of liberalism." And the people said it was good and they celebrated and drank more from the pitcher of Kool-Aid. And the others with little money shouted "Obama, we love him" and waited with their hands out for their ration of gasoline and their mortgages to be paid by their Messiah.

But there were a multitude of protests from people of the Constitution who asked from what land do you come, and demanded to see the evidence of birth. But the Messiah snickered and said "don't worry about it, I come from the land of Hawaii" and gave them a computer generated public document from the land of Hawaii that stated that the Obama was indeed born in the far off island land.

And the followers of Obama wiped the Kool-Aid from their lips and declared "there, you have it" and they laughed and mocked the people of the Constitution who were not convinced and demanded to see the original document. But their demands for proof and rule of law were ignored by the twilight one and all those who were loyal to him, who had made certain that all personal documents of the one born of the twilight would forever be hidden from the people.

So the people of the Constitution took their questions to the courts to have them answered but the court refused under pressure from the Justice Department and the many lawyers were paid handsomely to keep the documents hidden from sight. And the lawyers said to the chosen one, we will keep your secret from the people forever. And the Obama said it was good and went on vacation to the land of the elite.

And so it came to pass that the twilight one would take many vacations and trips, and would tell the people in the land of Mohammed what a terrible place the land of America is. And the people of Mohammed cheered and declared the Obama one of them. But the people of the peaceful religion of Mohammed had to leave soon to hunt down and kill cartoonists, writers, and film makers who disagreed with them.

And so the Obama returned to the land of the free and told the people we need to reach out to the people of Mohammed and make them our brothers. And we need to borrow billions of dollars to stimulate our economy. And the people asked "what have you done with the remaining 350 billion dollars from the TARP," but there was no answer. And so the ones in the Congress voted to spend another $787 billion to replace the $350 billion that the anointed one was holding in his purse.

And then the twilight one said we have to take over the auto industry to help the people of the UAW, so he did. And the stock value was taken from the investors and given to the unions and the unions said it is good. And the Chosen One gathered together the tribes of the ACORN and the SEIU and instructed them to go out among the masses and force them to bow to the will of the new dictator, and so they did.

And the Obama said we need to give free healthcare to the people but some were skeptical. They couldn't read the proposal but the Pelosi of San Francisco said unto them "we have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it," but the people of Congress were not convinced and tried to stop the bill.

So the Obama told the people that his healthcare would not cover illegal aliens. But the people on the right of Congress were made angry and shouted "you lie!" So the Obama told the people that a Supreme Court decision would allow foreign countries to contribute to political campaigns of the people on the right, but the court justices frowned and whispered "not true!"

The twilight one continued to lie and deceive the people but eventually, with enough threats and bribes, the bill became law and the people saw what was in it but couldn't understand it. They then became angry and demanded that the law be repealed. But the Obama looked at what he had done and smiled and said it was good, and he told the people they would love it once they tried it, words not unlike those said to Eve in the Garden of Eden when offered the forbidden fruit.

By and by the people began to see that the Obama was not the great Messiah that they had believed him to be, and all but the people of Kool-Aid began running away. So the one born of the twilight became more enraged and told the people that it was not he who had failed, but that it was those on the right side of Congress who had caused it. But the people on the right of Congress had no power and it was clear that the false prophet had again tried to mislead the people.

And the people cried out "where are the jobs? We have no work." And the great leader said "you can come work for me and take of the census," but offered nothing to encourage the employers of workers to hire. Instead, the high ruler told the people that the employers are too rich and evil and will not survive under his rule. And he told them that the Chamber of Commerce is evil and will support those who oppose his policies of socialism. And the people said commerce is good but the high one said it is not and the free enterprise system must give way to the wishes of the people of the Marx.

But by now the people had become wise to the trickery of the twilight one and only laughed. And the people said let us rise up and have a tea party and get rid of all those who stand with this traitor in the house of the people.

So the great masses organized to oppose the people of Kool-Aid and partook of the tea and began shouting at the Obama "no you can't, not in our country," but the anointed one didn't hear them over the sounds of the birds and of the club smacking the ball on the greens of a far away land.

And so it was that the twilight one continued traveling the lands in search of those who would be fooled by his words read from the glass tablets in front of him, and he told the people to go out and vote for those who had betrayed them. So the poll takers went out and surveyed the people and the people said "down with the anointed one and all of his followers." And it was good.

Election day is November 2nd. Be sure to vote and know for whom you are voting, and why.

© JR Dieckmann