Laurie Roth
Christmas Carols for Obama and the left
By Laurie Roth
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Hark! Obama brings the sting
Glory to himself the King.
Piece on earth, and, oh, he tried
Obama points out that Jesus lied.
Joyful, as we rush to malls,
Obama sings and Democrats fall.
With demonic host proclaim,
"Obama's on the throne in D.C. lane."
Hark! The desperate demons sing,
"Glory to the transforming king."
O Christmas Tree
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Thy nightmare is unchanging;
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Take the hook – still baiting
Not only red when blood is here
Obama reigns and runs by fear
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
It came Upon a Midnight Clear
Obama will party with bling!
Ashamed, embarrassed the U.S. will pay
To hear Obama sing.
Still through the cloven skies they come,
Their teeth and horns revealed;
And still their denial and music floats
Though they lost the midterm seal.
Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Bailouts we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Fannie, Freddie, and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.
Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Come to Washington and see,
Obama taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.
Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Silent Night
Silent night, lonely night,
All is gone, all is a fright.
Don't recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.
Sleep in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.
Silent night, oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Obama's lips are tight.
Kerry dreams for a cool earth plan,
Where polar bears rule and faith is damned.
Jesus the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.
Silent night, Say bye, bye.
Outlaw the Bible, preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.
Obama, Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes
Away in the Manger
Obama's a stranger
No birthplace to bed,
His records are hidden
The birthers have said,
Global elitists
tell him what to say,
Socialist takeovers,
will save the day.
The people are marching,
Poor Obama wakes,
The little messiah,
Crying he shakes.
We have awakened,
Obama's reign will end,
Freedom will rule and the country will mend
O Come All Ye Faithful
O Come all Ye faithful
Gun owners and believers,
O come ye, O come ye and take your stand,
Come and behold Him,
I'm not talking Obama
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.
Know the real reason for the season and worship the real God in the major scene, Jesus Christ. Even though Obama attempts to change our beliefs, traditions, songs, and truth, don't let Obama change your heart.
Love and hope,
Laurie Roth (racist, domestic terrorist, Islamaphobe, homaphobe, birther, and antichrist)
© Laurie Roth
December 10, 2014
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Hark! Obama brings the sting
Glory to himself the King.
Piece on earth, and, oh, he tried
Obama points out that Jesus lied.
Joyful, as we rush to malls,
Obama sings and Democrats fall.
With demonic host proclaim,
"Obama's on the throne in D.C. lane."
Hark! The desperate demons sing,
"Glory to the transforming king."
O Christmas Tree
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Thy nightmare is unchanging;
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Take the hook – still baiting
Not only red when blood is here
Obama reigns and runs by fear
Obamacare! Obamacare!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
It came Upon a Midnight Clear
Obama will party with bling!
Ashamed, embarrassed the U.S. will pay
To hear Obama sing.
Still through the cloven skies they come,
Their teeth and horns revealed;
And still their denial and music floats
Though they lost the midterm seal.
Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Bailouts we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Fannie, Freddie, and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.
Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Come to Washington and see,
Obama taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.
Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Silent Night
Silent night, lonely night,
All is gone, all is a fright.
Don't recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.
Sleep in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.
Silent night, oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Obama's lips are tight.
Kerry dreams for a cool earth plan,
Where polar bears rule and faith is damned.
Jesus the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.
Silent night, Say bye, bye.
Outlaw the Bible, preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.
Obama, Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes
Away in the Manger
Obama's a stranger
No birthplace to bed,
His records are hidden
The birthers have said,
Global elitists
tell him what to say,
Socialist takeovers,
will save the day.
The people are marching,
Poor Obama wakes,
The little messiah,
Crying he shakes.
We have awakened,
Obama's reign will end,
Freedom will rule and the country will mend
O Come All Ye Faithful
O Come all Ye faithful
Gun owners and believers,
O come ye, O come ye and take your stand,
Come and behold Him,
I'm not talking Obama
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.
Know the real reason for the season and worship the real God in the major scene, Jesus Christ. Even though Obama attempts to change our beliefs, traditions, songs, and truth, don't let Obama change your heart.
Love and hope,
Laurie Roth (racist, domestic terrorist, Islamaphobe, homaphobe, birther, and antichrist)
© Laurie Roth
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