Lloyd Marcus
Happy 50th birthday Sarah Palin
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By Lloyd Marcus
February 13, 2014

Gov Palin, 50 is beautiful. Happy Birthday!

Your friends and supporters produced a great birthday tribute to you. http://birthday.shepac.com

Still, I wanted to personally celebrate your birthday and thank you in my own way.

On the road working with Conservative Campaign Committee, I penned and Mary used her phone to video me singing the following tribute to you; a parody to the tune of "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"(from The Sound of Music). My lyrics are from the Democrats' point of view. The song sheds a little light on why we love you.

How Do We Solve A Problem Like Sarah (from the Democrats' point of view)

How do we solve a problem like Sarah?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do we get rid of pesky Sarah?

Her feisty-ness and confidence makes us frown!

Many a thing we'd really like to tell her

Despite our attacks she still stands

Please tell us what to say

To make her go away

How do we enforce a Palin ban?

Oh, how do we solve a problem like Sarah?

How do you hold a born leader in your hand?


View me singing it LIVE from my hotel room: https://vimeo.com/86469080

Happy Birthday Sarah! It would be WONDERFUL if you would consider running for the Senate. No pressure! I'm just sayin'.

© Lloyd Marcus

 

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